buttgibberish
when you place your phone in your back pocket touch screen side facing in, and inadvertently send a text that doesn’t make any sense what-so-ever.
i received a text message from a friend. it read “as nvllb lobos for clulddt bmokots lzoodid llceojkcjollxyjxifiikclolixik” after looking at it i exclaimed aloud “what a load of b-ttgibberish.”
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