butthole dreads
hair around your b-tthole that catches remnants when wiping. it then knots up and mats into a greasy dreadlock of a mess.
ouch! my b-tthole dreads look super cool,but living on the streets has a few dreadful pains in the -ss though,lol. i’m thinking about shedding these bottom dwellers. didn’t weiner dogs hunt rats in the past? do you think your dog , chomper, can help me? j.k ugh!i’ll call my mom again.
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