butthole f stops
-n-lagous to the f stops on a camera,this refers to aperture settings built in to the -n-s.these f stops vary with the load. an f-1 would be used to p-ss a tapeworm while an f-11 would be needed for a loggerhead t-rd. b-tthole f stops can get out of sync with excessive -n-l s-x which can and often does result in t-rd whittling.(p-ssing a t-rd through too small of orifice)
this one ole gal i knew had a gaping bunghole because her b-tthole f stops were all messed up.
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