butthole sweats
where you are in a public place (like school or a museum) and you have a mad batch of diarrhea brewing… its so bad that you’re clenching your -n-s so as not to leak out any b-tt sludge before you safely arrive at a toilet… in the meantime, you have a stream of sweat running down your back, and down your b-tt crack…
i ate some bad meatloaf at lunch today, and later i got a terrible case of the b-tthole sweats while in english cl-ss… i thought my colon was going to explode all over my chair!
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