Butthurt Liberal
a liberal that feels victimized when something doesn’t go their way. often comes with the feeling that anything that doesn’t reflect their world view has some unfair bias against them. almost all liberals fall into the category of “b-tthurt liberal” due in large part to their inherent weaknesses: mental r-t-rdation and being v-g-n-s about everything.
only a b-tthurt liberal would use a website like urban dictionary to slander people they don’t agree with.
a liberal who gets all whiny when everyone is making jokes. even though the jokes are meant to be harmless, the liberal’s poor little inner child gets hurt, because his inner child is up his -rs- and there’s no room for it alongside the stick that already resides in it.
jesus christ, steviemadrid, how can you be such a b-tt hurt liberal with such an extensive collection of flavored lubes!?
a liberal who gets all whiny when everyone is making jokes. even though the jokes are meant to be harmless, the liberal’s poor little inner child gets hurt, because his inner child is up his -rs- and there’s no room for it alongside the stick that already resides in it.
^^^^
well,actually a liberal probably aborted their inner child.
a b-tt hurt liberal is just any liberal who’s -ss hurts from the constant pounding from all the -n-l-s-x.
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see also bleeding–ss liberal.
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