Buttif


the penetration of a cellular phone into ones -n-s.
a back and forth motion is always applied in this act.
b-ttifs are usually done with the application of lubrecation.
this is a form of sodomy and should be done with a professional. make sure to consult a doctor before commit this act for it can cause –> runny -ss,dry mouth,upset stomach,leaking tender thigh juices,bleeding -n-l cavity,m-ssive dirreah,your face on you-tube,laughed at by the mysp-ce community,parents disowning you and selling all of your items on ebay and calling you there 2nd daughter, and death.
b-ttif ; verb

bob : well the kids are gone…… pause

ralf: well ……. pause

bob: do you want to try this new game called “b-ttif ?”

ralf: scratching head …whats “b-ttif”?

bob: let me show you silly laughing and going to the bed room and getting a cellphone

bob: im back

ralf: i missed you

bob: i was only gone for a few minutes, hun

ralf: but i missed you crying and masturbating

1 hour later

ralf: crying ahhhhhhh that hurt , ahhh it feels like im p–ping every time i sit down.. tears

bob: i still have a signal smiling

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