buttisface
a guy with a very nice body and a hideous face
wow! that guy has a nice body, b-ttisface is really hideous.
arnold schwarzenegger
the male variation on the female “b-tterface” since the wordplay doesn’t work when you’re talking about guys.
(re-working of the line from nelly’s ei tipdrill song) he a b-ttis face: everythang look good on him – but ‘is face.
some examples of famous b-ttisfaces are: scott stapp, vin diesel, ja rule and till lindemann from rammstein.
a guy with a great body, who looks great from far away, but has an ugly face. also known as the “good from far, but far from good” syndrome.
man, even though michael phelps has a total b-ttis face, i’d still do him.
a variation on “b-tter face”, where the body of a female is above average but her face is dogly or at least slighty bellow average hence but-her-face. b-ttis face refers to to the male who has a hot body yet appauling face.
“f-ck joel is a major b-ttis face, the body is fiiiine but that face is h-llish”
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