buttlock

the pain and uncofort recieved after sitting for to long.
oh my god that 3 hour long predentation gave me b-ttlock!
when your b-tt falls asleep from sitting in one position too long.
“oww i’ve got some major b-tt lock!”
1. (literal) a lock of hair from ones -n-s.

2. (figurative) a jerk, spazz, unpleasant character, etc.
“don’t be such a b-ttlock.”
when you realize you have done something so embarr-ssing
or compromising, your whole body seizes, you squeeze your eyes shut, clench fists and especially clench b-ttocks and imagine that your sphincter has snapped closed.
1.you are mocking your boss and he walks up behind you unbeknown. you’re in b-ttlock.

2. you have farted noisily in the car after you think everybody has already jumped out at the mall only to realize that your future british father-in-law is still sitting quietly behind you, that is until he clears his throat. ahem. welcome to b-ttlock.
dreadlocks made out of but hair.
his b-tt hairs are so nasty, he could make b-ttlocks!
1. an anti-diarrheal medicine such as immodium ad.

2. constipation.
1. man, that beaner food gave me the sh-ts. i need some b-ttlock.

2. that fruitcake gave me some serious b-ttlock.
when you sit to long and your b-tt gets cramped up
d-mn man this meeting is so long im startin to get b-tt lock