button glutton
b-tton glutton: (n.)pl. -gluttons, clever,rhyming slang insult to describe any woman who is a chronic,compulsive mastubatror(mastubatress?)–whether this predilliction is by choice or involuntary.b-tton is a dated euphemism for the female cl-toris,cl-t that cites similarities of size,shape,and form between these two disparate objects.maybe the b-tton gluttons appeared to be b-ttoning/unb-ttoning their skirts in doubletime? who knows. –note: i can`t take credit for this nifty,almost cute bit of slang as i am submitting it on behalf of a computerless friend.–
“d-mn! beebee is always h-rny as f-ck! you know she`s the complete b-tton glutton,dude!”
“donna called me a ‘beat off boy’ so i used some c-ckney rhyming slang on her;called her my old” dame b-tton glutton” (rhyme slang fer me mutton,i fink?)”
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