Buttonface
when a person’s face in squished to the center, to look as if it were a b-tton.
“did you see that girl’s face?”
“yeah! she had a b-ttonface”
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similar to “b-tterface”- whereas everything is good but-her-face. this is the same thing but in a guy version whereas everything is good “but-his-face”. so instead of “b-tter” (but-her) its “b-tton” (but-his). it sounds weird if you just say but-his face, so its less obvious if you just call him a b-tton face. (they sound similar)
dayum girl you see that guy with the muscle shirt, hat, and shades?? o wait…–u see the guy w/o his accessories– umm nvm he’s a b-ttonface
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