buttonhead


round eyes.

round eyes shaped like b-ttons, instead of zippers. also shaped like a b-tt hole.

the opposite of zipperhead.
cracky: “hey zipperhead, stop buying our houses, our lands, our national debt.”

ch-nky: “it’s not our fault you b-tthole eyes walking corpse are too dumb and incompetent to compete on the world stage, b-ttonhead. we own you now. stick to what you know, v-g-n-l rejuvenation. are you also going to get an eye-juvenation too to get rid of your flappity flap v-g-n- eyes or c-nt eyes? it’s all you know, breast implants, p-n-s implants, face tightening, nose jobs, and other plastic surgeries you care about so much in la. you crackers are freaky, turning your body into mutilated flesh.”
can be either a person or an action; someone who makes a wrong decision; doing something stupid without thinking through the consequences
terry grant says, “those two are a couple of b-ttonheads for going that way!”
ihor made such a “b-ttonhead” move for even thinking mantracker can survive without terry grant

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