buttpon
def. 1: a device made solely from rolled up toilet paper, resembling a make-shift tampon, which is inserted between the -ss cheeks — however not necessarily plunged into the -n-s — to alleviate the feeling of “wet–ss” a person (usually a male) experiences when the feeling of wetness is felt post wiping after a person takes a sh-t.
def 2: butpon refers to the user of an -n-l-region tampon to alleviate the uncomfortable feeling of “wet–ss” experienced after taking a sh-t.
example 1: my little brother came hauling -ss outta the bathroom, and a rolled up piece of -sswipe fell outta his pant leg, which was of course the aformentioned almighty “b-ttpon.” i was like “what the f-ck is that!?” and he then explained his feeling of “wet–ss”, therefore the “b-ttpon” was invented…..
example 2: “you are such a b-ttpon!”
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