buttputty
a thicker version of -n-l lube, often peanut b-tter
turn around you silly l-ss and apply a generous helpin o’jif b-ttputty to your sphincter so that i may insert my bologna log into your rusty bullet wound
2 more definitions
1. material used to fill excessive -sscrack.
2. product for controling diarrhea.
1.man, there ain’t enough b-tt putty in the world for the plummer that fixed my sink this morning.
2.that burrito tore me up. i’ll never get off the toilet unless i get some kind of b-tt putty.
compound used to fill excessive -ss crack.
man, there ain’t enough b-tt putty in the world to fill the -ss crack on the plummer that fixed our drain.
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