buttscoot

commonly used by pract-tioners of brazilian jujitsu, the term b-ttscoot describes the act of a person sitting back facing the ground with feet flat, knees bent and palms on the ground. it is a defensive position often used by a jujitsu pract-tioner against a standing opponent to prevent an opponent from p-ssing to the side or behind. in the b-ttscoot position, one will often used upward kicks to fend off an opponent.
nogieura unsuccessfully used the b-ttscoot against fedor.
when a dog drags in b-tt along a carpeted surface. usually when the dog has worms.

also referred to as “the scoots”

repeated instances of this have been known to cause canine companions to be referred to as “scoots”, “el scootarino” or “scoots, the p–p-shoot scootin’ wonder dog”
i swear to god if your stupid dog does the b-tt scoot one more time on our freshly cleaned carpet, your mother and i are getting a divorce!
the act of dragging one’s -ss across the floor using only hands and heels. usually accompanied by a dangling tongue. similar to when a dog drags his b-tt on the floor to itch it’s -n-s.

the b-tt-scoot is often a remedy for unsuccessful wiping or removal of excess schmog.

it also can be used as an act of defiance or mockery.
the managers sat speechless in amazement as erik did the b-tt-scoot around the boardroom in protest for having the meeting on a friday at 4:30pm.

jason won the $10 bet by successfully completing the b-tt-scoot all the way down the bar.

3 hours after his schmogging, leonard found itch relief by doing the b-tt-scoot.