buttshover

an extreme form of bullying where jocks shove a nerdy victim’s face up another jock’s b-tt and that jock p–ps on the nerd’s face. often given with a wedgie & swirlie since it has similarities to those.

if jocks are going this far, they may go all out to make it as humiliating and disgusting as possible – for example, by rubbing the nerd’s face in the jock’s b-tt to smear the sh-t, by spanking the nerd to make him gasp and have to eat sh-t, by making him lick the sh-t out of the jock’s b-ttcrack, or by forcing him to open his mouth and p–ping directly into his mouth. the easiest place for the b-ttshover to be administered is over a toilet, so jocks will often give a chocolate swirly in the excess sh-t.

variations include:
-the stinkface: better known as a wrestling move where the perpetrator just farts.
-the pie-in-the-face b-ttshover: a jock lies face-down and sh-ts so that the p–p is all over his b-tt, then the nerd is shoved quickly into it to mimic a pie in the face.
-sh-tshorts: the nerd is lowered upside-down into the jock’s shorts. the b-ttshover is given & then the jock changes out of his soiled shorts & the jocks make the nerd wear them & give him a messy wedgie in them.
-b-tt sandwich: 2 jocks completely engulf the nerd’s head between both their b-tts & p–p on his face & the back of his head at the same time.
-the b-tt bomb: the cruelest of the cruel, a b-ttshover with (explosive) diarrhea.
ryan: yo dude, that nerd dylan keeps looking at me funny, let’s give him a royal b-ttshover in gym today. you with me?
jack: bro, sick! we can give him a swirlie and hanging wedgie on the stall when we’re done.
(later)
dylan: what are you doing- no, please! owww! nooooooooo- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww