Bye Marten
when someone says that they’re leaving and you could really give two sh-ts less that they are. their name then becomes “marten”, a random dude that n-body is sad to see go. they’re real name becomes irrelevant because n-body cares what it really is. instead, they now are “marten”.
“girl you wanna go back to my room?”
“bye marten”
“who is marten?”
“exactly. buh bye.”
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