BYU condom
a synonym for blue jeans or levi’s. brigham young university (byu) is owned by the mormon church, which has very strict rules about chast-ty. a large number of byu students regularly partic-p-te in levi lovin’ or dry humping, because they are trying to get it on without having real intercourse. so, in a sense, their jeans are protecting them from having s-x.
yeah, we were getting it on and i blew my load, but luckily i had on my byu condom. i wonder if she noticed?
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