C.A.T.S.


chronic -ss taking syndrome
guy 1: dude, sorry, i heard you have c.a.t.s.
guy 2: yeah, for like 3 years? why? are you allergic?
guy 1: haha. f-g.

guy 1: i had a c.a.t. scan today.
guy 2: they diagnosed you with c.a.t.s., didn’t they?

Read Also:

  • Shreveport Side Pocket

    a s-x act involving the hole in the abdomen, or ‘stoma’, where a colostomy bag is normally attached. person a: dude, wtf are you doing talking to that nasty old crack ho? person b: she’s gonna let me get that shreveport side pocket. person a: i got next!

  • cheesegro

    a black man who is not accepting of his heritage and -ssimilates to the white man’s ways. he earns the t-tle cheesegro for being a cheesy negro. “for certain, i, i, i mean…for shizzle…” said the cheesegro in response to jawanna’s invitation for s-xual intercourse.

  • cheeseman blaster

    a person who is willing to totally call out d-cks when they are acting d-ckish….(eg. cheesy) d-ckwad: hey s-xy chick- cheeseman blaster: im gonna go ahead and be a cheeseman blaster and stop you there….you d-ck.

  • shrimp tits

    a girl with extremely small t-ts or saggy thin t-ts that resemble the shape of fried shrimp wow cj, that girl you hooked up with last night had a serious case of shrimp t-ts.

  • goonsker

    a menthol smoked by three one seven mafia g’s killa cam scagnetti went to the lq and swooped sweets and a box of goonsker’s to smoke after laying 6 ft pipe to skeets all night.


Disclaimer: C.A.T.S. definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.