C and E’r
a person who goes to church only on christmas and easter
“wow….i haven’t seen them in church in ages’
“yeah, they are c and e’rs…..twice a year, christmas and easter sunday”
a cool -ss mother effer who spends his time in your mom
wow, my mom was busy last night, she must have been with a cander
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