c.c.y.a.
the act of cc’ing your boss and the boss of the person you’re sending an email so that those in higher paygrades are made aware that either:
a) it is actually you who are doing all the work; or
b) you are not the person responsible for scr-w-ng up the project they’ve -ssigned to you.
a) tammy is being a real co-worthless. i’ve spent the last week cranking out the quarterlies, and she’s become the office placebo, making everyone think she’s doing all of my work. i’ve started c.c.y.a.’ing our bosses with everything i complete so she can’t take credit for any of it.
-or-
b) jimbicile is completely fubar’d. he emailed the report to pmip today with their name misspelled as pimp throughout the entire doc-ment. i hit reply to tell him this, and i did a c.c.y.a. to make sure he didn’t try to be a screwtard during the blame storm that’s sure to come.
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