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C.M.N.P

chase money not p-ssy
yo you still tryna work at that job?
yea man uk me man c.m.n.p
haha i see you
1. the best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. pure heaven.

2. simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. watching p-rnographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

background:
ventrilo chat conversation with requiem the domme, beretta the wh-r- and naru the pervert.

naru: -insert perverted things here-
requiem: =o you mean like… naked pleasures?
beretta: hahaha what’s naked pleasures?!
requiem: surely you don’t need me to explain?!
beretta: hehe i can guess.
random bystander: i want some cookies and milk.
requiem: i want some cookies and milk… and naked pleasures!
beretta: cookies, milk and naked pleasures? all at once?!
requiem: yeah! ^_^ cookies, milk and naked pleasures! xd

also see “cookies, milk and naked pleasures”, “cookies milk naked pleasures”, “cmnp”
requiem: beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, i will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you’ll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so i can take out their rt’s now!
beretta: okay :d
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requiem: rue, eject the comm and you go commander. you’re the only one leet enough to save this mess. we have four ip’s and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
rue: no!
requiem: i’ll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures…
rue: -sigh- okay… -gets in comm chair-
requiem: xd
1. the best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. pure heaven.

2. simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. watching p-rnographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

background:
ventrilo chat conversation with requiem the domme, beretta the wh-r- and naru the pervert.

also see “cookies, milk and naked pleasures”, “cookies milk naked pleasures”, “c.m.n.p”
requiem: beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, i will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you’ll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so i can take out their rt’s now!
beretta: okay :d
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