cabbage between the legs
a v-g-n- so loose and flappy it looks like a cabbage! the looser the cabbagier.. (is that even a word?)..(idk &idc!)
1st guy: “hey dude, you pulled a real stunner last night at the club!”
2nd guy: “are you kiddin me? she had a cabbage between the legs! and you know i hate veggies!”
1st guy: “so you said no?!”
2nd guy: “h-ll no! i introduced her to my meat and fed it to her chocolate starfish!”
note: chocolate starfish refers to the -n-s.
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