cabbage crotch
the dank, mungy smell of ones -ss crack after a day of partying in the heat. usually occurs when attending county fairs, festivals and outdoor concerts. the smell is reminiscent of sauerkraut and/or pickled onions.
after walking around the county fair all day and getting hammered at the beer tent, george went home and immediately showered as he overwhelmingly smelled of cabbage crotch.
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(n.) a leafy topping found on a pink taco (v-g-n-) if it has gone bad.
last night bob went down on his girlfriend only to find that she had cabbage crotch.
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