cabbage hands


an arrangement of phalanges attached by connective tissue to a carnival worker’s wrists. typically small in nature and having the aroma of cabbage.
luke: last night i got jerked off by a carnie.

dan: wow, how was it?

luke: amazing. my c-ck looked huge in his tiny cabbage hands.

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