cabbage patch

dance move that white guys tried to have catch on to confuse women into thinking that white guys have rhythm. successfully performed when both your shoulders and fists (which are placed together in a manner that looks like you just connected both ends of an extension cord) move in time with each other in a fluid, circular motion. all the rage in the late 80’s and early 90’s.
“jeremiah did the cabbage patch at a youth group mixer, and all the white girls flocked to him because he tricked them into thinking that he had rhythm. he’s really a poser.”
the part of a hospital or mental inst-tution reserved for patients in a vegetative state. also called “vegetable garden”.
the gunshot victim had irreversible brain damage, so he was taken to the cabbage patch.
the pubic hair that grows on the male t-st-cl-s.
1. dude that b-tch last night put my b-lls in her mouth. she didn’t expect a cabbage patch!

2. i have such a bad cabbage patch that i had to shave it.

3. we all saw his cabbage patch when he went into the shower naked.
the act of bending forward over the toilet bowl to successfully take a leak with morning wood.
byron: p-ssing in the mornings can be such a pain in the d-ck.
edward: dude, we’ve all done the cabbage patch before.
a highly unattractive woman, usually with nice flowery names such as ‘rose’. dont be fooled, this does not hide the fact that they are rank!
these women can only get pregnant by forcing drunk, paraletic, incoherent males into having s-x with them.

cabbage patch women generally have unshaven v-g-n-s which contain so much acidity they would literally cause a males p-n-s to rot (see kn-brot). they also smell of fish.

the use of foul language is usually emitted from a ‘cabbage patch’ on a very regular basis, generally aimed towards their child.
look at the state of that cabbage patch over there, what a f-cking rotter! i bet the bloke who f-cked that has got severe kn-brot!
a cabbage patch is a slag used to imply the person on the receiving end is an idiot or although a normal able bodied person, intellegance wise resembles someone born with mental defect.in typical daily slang the word “cabbage” has of recent times adopted the new meaning of “idiot” or “moran” so a cabbage patch, effectively the birth place of many mult-tudes of cabbages is a multible of an idiot.
john:”hey greg, why would you think it’s a smart idea to eat soup with a fork. you’re such a cabbage patch.”
a plethora of curly pubic hair that form a wavy look
i was f-cking this guy last night, and his whole crotch was a cabbage patch