cabbage soup diet
what fat people go on to lose weight. apparently, if all you eat is cabbage soup, the weight falls off you, but it makes your sh-t 20 times more rancid. my ex-boss was on one for a couple of months – he’d go grab the newspaper and charge into the toilet for a good half hour session. the place was off-limits for a good 45 minutes afterwards and some of the tiles had fallen off the walls
workmate: oh dear, lynchy’s just gone into the bogs with the paper
me: dammit! i really need to p-ss! guess i’ll have to go in the ‘ladies’…
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