cabbit

a breed of animal – cat + rabbit
the speed of a cat and s-x drive of a rabbit
the cabbit humped jackie with flexibility and control.
half cat, half rabbit? right. it’s a joke that manx cat owners play on others.
stu’ pidiot: hey, poindexter, look, a cabbit!

poindexter: long hind legs, little or no tail. it’s just a manx or a manx mix r-t-rd.

stu’ pidiot: hey, i was tard good enough the first time!
a cabbit is found in the anime, tenchi. the main cabbit is ryo-oki, a brown half cat/half rabbit. it looks like a rabbit, but speaks and thinks like a smart cat. it can transform into a sp-ce ship at the will of ryoko, her owner. ^-^; in the manga and in few episodes of the oav, ryo-ohki can take a human form, of either a teenage girl or a little girl.
“mrrrreeeow?”
not quite a cat and not quite a rabbit.
cabbits are weird.
a cat/rabbit hybrid. exists in anime. doesn’t exist in the real world…but try telling some people that.
“there wuz this he-rabbit whut liked ta mount she-cats…and one’a dem she-cats had a litter of bobtailed kittens whut hopped!”
“was there a manx tom in the neighborhood?”
“i dunno…but i tell ya, dem wuzn’t no manx kittens, dem wuz cabbits!”
“…whatever…”
mythical(?) cat-rabbit hybrid. flocks to hipster meccas, burrowing ten to twenty miles outside downtown to avoid overstimulation. enjoys tobacco and craft beers.

comes in british, siamese, and antarctic breeds.
the british cabbit is a nocturnal creature who, indeed, does live on scones and milk tea alone.
half cat half rabbit. in other words, a white cat with no tail that makes it appear to be a rabbit at a quick glance. normally these cats are strays.
“look a cabbit is in our yard!!!”

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