cabin boy

1. young boy taken on a ship to perform menial tasks like cleaning and cooking
2. often b-gg-red by the professional sailors onboard until they get sh-r- leave
3. a chris elliot movie of same name
captain: whose turn is it with the cabin boy?

first mate: seamus, because it’s his birthday!
6 more definitions
under pirate rules, the least pleasant person to be. the cabin boy must do whatever other pirates tells him to do. the position of cabin boy is randomly conferred upon different people by mob consensus.
pirate 1: argh! heartily consume this quart of rum, then go and pick up that large, ugly wench.
cabin boy: yes sir.
a drink consisting of sprite and rum. not strong enough to get a pirate drunk, but just right for a cabin boy to not feel left out.
rum is -ssociated with pirates, shirley temples are -ssociated with sprite/7-up and maraschino cherries, and cabin boys are underage.
to topdeck whilst w-nking yourself off simultaneously.
person 1. that toilet stinks of sh-t and the walls are covered in c-m.

person 2. dude someone just cabin boyed that cubicle.
the baddest motherf-cker on the s/v peerless
cabin boy f-cked my wife, probably because i am a clown pounder.
a large but feminine voluptous male that is still a virgin and possibly laten h-m-s-xual
roger the alien from american dad is such a cabin boy
the cabin boy, the cabin boy, the nasty little nipper; he filled his -ss with broken gl-ss and circ-msized the skipper.

seriously, its a boyish looking deck bunny or rudder sl-t that you take sailing with you, too unattractive to allow naked on the foredeck but useful for cabin duties (cooking,washing up etc) and once she has her clothes off when the sun’s almost down you feel you can pity f-ck her somehow, some way.usually has excess sn-tch hair and a shock of black -rs- hair out the back. may have hair round her nipples, maybe a slight moustache, but sucks c-ck very well and is always eager to f-ck
denise is my favourite cabin boy on long cruises