Cable and Wireless


the act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.
thomas: that fart stinks, bro? why don’t you go to the toilet and float one?

jason: yes, it’s time for some cable and wireless. i’m going to grab my ipad, get on facebook and lay a huge t-rd.

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