Cable Monkey


the guy that works on (either by career “choice” or involuntarily volunteeered) or pulls cable runs for networking or telco purposes. often times they are dressed similarly to your typical auto mechanic and tend to have their heads poking up in the ceiling veiling a vacant expression. they often have similar iq levels and low brow personalities as your typical auto mechanic.
1) pulling cable doesn’t take much intelligence… a monkey could do it.

2) we need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!

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