cabo

a party with a lot of alcohol or going to cabo for alcohol.
person 1: “i wanna party…”
person 2: “dude let’s go to cabo!!!”
the place where your broseph rode jet skis.
broseph, you know i rode the jet skis in cabo.

my bro! rode the jet skis! in cabo!
the act of “choking a b-tch out.”
man #1: “bonquiqui didn’t give me no p-ssy last night.”
man #2: “dude, that sucks.”
man #1: “yeah i wanted to cabo”
an excellent cross-platform file-sharing app that connects to the gnutella network. same mechanics as limewire, except it eats much less resources. and it uses elements from os x. pwnd.
give yourself a hand if you use cabos
the status of not being able to transport yourself and having to b-m rides.
cabo: can i have a ride?

guy who owns a car: you do realize you can’t be an annoying cabo all your life, right?

cabo:suuure i can’t. but, are you still going to give me a ride?

guy who owns a car: what can i say, i take pity on cabos. i also might kill a few now and then.
this is an acronym for the phrase “crazy -ss b-tched out” or cabo.

this term is used to imply that one’s significant other is acting like a “crazy–ss b-tch” without actually saying so directly. using the acronym, and avoiding declaring this outright, allows those who know the word to understand without risking another person overhearing and then going cabo over the comment. after all, who wants to explain a freak-out?

the phrase has morphed from “she’s gone cabo on me”, to “she’s gone to cabo,” to simply cabo. it is gaining traction in charlotte and the southeast, yet it’s application is d-mn near unlimited by s-x or geography.
you’re out to dinner with a friend and notice his girl is not talking to him. she leaves to go powder your nose and you ask “what’s up with her?” and your friend replies “she’s gone cabo on me.” you nod knowingly and with great sympathy. “my wife’s been there, dude” you say in response. those overhearing just think your discussing vacations.

you’re at a party. your buds ask “where’s jill?” you reply “she’s gone to cabo. couldn’t make it” everyone nods.

you want to stay at the party, your squeeze wants to leave and throws a major snark fit. you shrug your shoulders and say “cabo.” your friends understand you need to go.
ca bo is a shorterned version of ‘can’t be bothered’ for people who ca bo to say cant be bothered. pr-nounced ‘car boar’
person 1: “dude, you wanna go town?”
person 2: “nah, ca bo, let’s go shisha”