cacacacondombreaker
cacacacondombreaker is when you are having s-xual intercorse with a condom, and you thrust so hard and fast it tears open.
friend 1: timmy was having s-x with his girlfriend and now she’s pregnant!
friend 2: but he was using a condom i heard..
friend 1: it must’ve been a cacacacondombreaker!
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