cacaphile
a term describing someone who enjoys the act of or the idea of p–ping on someone, or being p–ped on. the goal of a cacaphile is to engage in a blumpkin, hot carl or dump truck.
jim p–ped on 3 girls last week. he’s turning into a total cacaphile.
andrew’s dad is a cacaphile… he keeps offering guys blumpkins in public bathrooms.
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