cack packer
a h-m-s-xual, with reference to the act of sodomy.
elton john is a cack packer.
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- Hornpo  the outcome of making a typo while h-rny and engaged in cyber s-x texting. “man, she was so ready, she was hornpo’ing me severely” 
- horny luau  a hawaiian-themed orgy “john is gonna throw a sick h-rny luau at his house tonight. don’t forget your lei!” 
- Hot Brunch  like hot lunch but using tin foil instead of cling film. d-mn i’ve run out of cling film, we’ll have to have hot brunch instead. 
- holding it in  holding in a p-ss or a sh-t, often on a road trip. a necessary life skill. jeff was holding it in on the bus ride; he really had to p-ss! 
