Cactaloupe
if a cantaloupe and a cactus were to have a baby, this is
what it would be called.
person numero uno: so what up?
person numero dos: nm, eating a cactaloupe, hbu?
person numero uno: cactaloupe? lolwut?
person numero dos: it’s a delicious fruit, part melon and part cacti! :ddd
-person numero uno has signed off-
person numero dos: bro? chu there? d:
see cactus and cantaloupe.
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