Cactus 15-49
a transportation vessel that is doomed, but will keep you safe upon impact. the u.s. airways flight that belly flopped into the hudson river was cactus 1549.
friend 1: “man, i don’t want to ride in your car. if you go faster than 60 mph, it starts shaking like an addict and smoking like lindsey lohan.”
friend 2: “no way man. that thing is a cactus 15-49. the only time you’ve ever been safer was when you were in your mother’s womb.”
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