Cactus Cooch
the female variant of cactus c-ck, or the medical condition involving the sharp, pr-ckly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus’ pr-ckles.
mary had some bad cactus cooch last night. i think she cut me with those pr-ckles of hers!
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