cactus face
refers to a man’s heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman’s lips or thighs.
i don’t wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so i suppose i’ll jus’ kiss your -ss.
a mexican that refuses to speak spanish.
joe: hola como estas?
cactus face: hey what’s up!
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