cactus legs


the feeling on a woman’s legs as a result of not having shaved.
–steve is mad at me!
–why?
–cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
–why?
–cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!
when a girl on her 21st birthday gets so drunk and stumbles into a cactus on her way home from the bar.
man that girl was so drunk, she got cactus legs

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