cadbury creme egg
is a s-xual act requiring two people. one c-ck and one -n-s. the -n-s needs to be on the verge of taking a sh-t. the one with the c-ck then spits a thick mucus filled loogie onto the -n-s and pushes it in with their c-ck, then rapidly ejaculating. the -n-s party then pushes out the now enveloped loogie/ s-m-n mixture, which is presumably completely encased in sh-t. this sh-t egg can then be hidden in the yard by someone in an easter bunny suit.
the night before easter i gave my girlfriend a cadbury creme egg, i then grabbed it and hid it along with other dyed eggs and candy. unfortunately her niece found it and put it in her easter basket.
a friend you only see once a year, and always hang out with just long enough to remember that you actually hate him.
“i ran into greg at the bar and he hung around all night talking about corporate personhood. dude is such a cadbury creme egg.”
the act of orally receiving a mouthful of your own s-m-n from someone who sucked the aforementioned load of s-m-n from the -n-s of the person in which it was originally deposited.
after i banged sean last night, brad cleaned up the -n-l creampie i gave him and spat it in to my mouth. i haven’t had a cadbury creme egg since high school
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