Cadbury Cunt


a person, typically male, who is susceptible bouts of ego tripping and yet is unable to drink alcohol without wetting himself, pull a decent girl or dance normally. generally known to talk himself up then punch the porcelain after two pints.
“sh-t b-tch, jon-paul’s such a cabury c-nt, he had two drinks at rocket, attempted to hook up with the bartender over the bar, who is male, then proceeded to dance for fifteen minutes like a mong. then he flung chunks at some poor bird and p-ss himself. worst drinking partner everrr.”

“fuuuuuck, your a cadbury c-nt” -spoken to an individual whilst they vomit up the two beers they had drunk at the westlakes sh-r- tennis club-

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