cade

a cade is someone who is a bit egotistical, very attractive, spoiled, and aloof albeit with a sensitive underbelly. he looks like a playa, but is actually a sweet guy underneath. he rarely let’s anyone in to see the real him. the name connotates a whimsical playboy who is a hit with the ladies but is a nerd at heart.
guy #1: that dude is such a cade.

guy #2: which dude?
guy #1: the one with the hot blonde on his arm.
guy #2: what makes him a cade?
guy #1: he has boarding school written on his forehead, acts like he doesn’t give a sh-t about nothing, will probably be scr-w-ng that hot blonde tonight, but will probably get too attached to her and end up depressed after she dumps him.
guy#2: why would she dump him?
guy#1: because he’ll probably end up f-cking her hot bestfriend, too.
cades are pretty cute. they are athletic and think they are all that but thats a lie. cades are secretive but open to certain people. and for some reason they have curly hair.
ted: wuz up cade.
alonso: my name isnt cade!!
ted: but u act like one. lol!
cade: hey!!
the most amazing guy ever, with beautiful eyes, strong muscles, and a big heart along with a killer personality. will do anything for his girl to keep her happy. always up for a good time. amazing athlete with a pretty big ego sometimes, but is also kind of a nerd underneath. he’s typically easily influenced, which can sometimes get him into trouble. always seems to have curly hair..
you’re so lucky to be dating a cade!
cade is a guy that is typically misunderstood. many people think he is a show off and a jerk and that may be true. but there is more to him than he shows the world. he doesn’t say what he feels and that can really suck. cade is a good guy that isn’t recognized for the good qualities he has, only the bad.
girl- will you go out with me? its a dare.
cade- no.
girl- yay!
cade (after girl leaves)- i want you to ask me out because you like me, not because of a dare 🙁
man with vey large p-n-s, so large it makes og mudbones p-n-s look like a f-cking toothpick.
d-mn cade has a huge p-n-s
a guy who is chill and funny in a sort of commenty way. very laid back. smart as a person, he looks really thinky all the time it makes you wonder whats going on in his head. hes different and seems more real than everyone around him. he wears pretty casual clothes has a curvy back thing like it slants at this one point and his shirt hangs loosely on him. hes not what most girls would be omging about but hes not unattractive at all. his hair is dark and his voice is deep he has thick eyebrows and has sort of an ‘i dont care’ aura about him. hes not shy but hes not totally out there either, more like he says something if it seems important or funny enough. hes tall like 5’9 and average weight. not tan not pale. seems confident and ready like in a go with the flow way. he uses big words. i could imagine him listening to rock but idk exactly. hes interesting to watch which seems creepy af but he always looks really observant. hes not unpopular just i would expect people to be all over him and they arent at all. hes someone that you wish you knew just because he seems so much cooler than everyone else (maybe thats just me cause i think im better than everyone but idk) writes small and seems to try to take the easy way out. says he likes listening to music but i never see him with headphones in whats up with that. i feel like he’s watching me and always find myself in awkward situations when he’s around, i think im psyching myself out though. cades are different.
hey look at cade over there with the little smirk on his face slunked back in his desk writing something in his notebook. wish i was over there, they dont realize how lucky they are

friend: why are you staring at him
me: iiii canntttt stoopppp

our house our rules livin like miley
verb.

to cade is to deny your geekiness by insisting on everybody how good looking you are.
bro stop cadeing we all know you’re hot sh-t but you still play world of warcraft!

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