Cadillac Balls
when you’re too cheap to fly somewhere for a girl and end up having to borrow the old man’s caddy to get there and then you still get rejected.
jake was too d-mn cheap to fly down to miami so the idiot drove there to make love to samantha and found out she really only liked him as a friend. he clearly suffered from cadillac b-lls that week.
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