Cadillac Widow
a girl whose man buys a new car (for example a cadillac), and starts spending more time with his car than his girlfriend.
girl #1: “hey, what’s up with stacey lately? she seems kinda depressed?”
girl #2: “haven’t you heard? her boyfriend got a new car. poor thing’s a cadillac widow now. “
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