cadishead
a small town in salford that is actually closer to warrington so most people in salford don’t know it exists. most inhabitants do not work in cadishead; they work elsewhere or not at all.
outsiders may p-ss through the town, bit may not stop. inhabitants may visit neighbouring irlam, but need their p-ssports to travel further. to confine the population there is a single road in and out; mosslands to the north and a moat to the south.
the main sources of sustenance are “the big tesco” lidl, or caddy fried chicken.
locals greet each other (if not in a world of their own) with a traditional “gimme six.”
many children’s first words are “f-ck,” “no” and “gerroff.” these become legible at age 21.
where is cadishead?
he went to cadishead and was never seen again
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