Cadouche

1. a douche from the state of california, (where douche-bags likely originated).

2. an explosion of doucheness, as in ca-douche!

3. the sound a genie makes after a woman finishes describing her perfect man.
what a cadouche!
a non-athlete member of the south carolina corps of cadets. a member of the corps that acts hard and militiristic, however never actually serves in the military.
i was trying to go to football practice when i was stopped by a cadouche for not having a short enough haricut.
a reference from one us navy corpsman to another who hates his current job, or is just a complete -sshole. term derives from combining the words corpsman and douche. also applies to those who have never been deployed but still act like they’re g-d’s gift to medicine.
corpsman joe navy: dammit, i hate dealing with whiny dependants all day.

corpsman #2: what a cadouche!

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corpsman joe navy: oh yeah? well i can do needle decompression and cricothyrotomies and intraosseous needles and (blah blah blah)

corpsman #2: this -sshole’s never done any of that. what a cadouche.

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