caesar salad


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng upon the face of a common prost-tute or average day sl-t then throwing money at said wh-r- causing it to stick to her face.
yo, i gave that b-tch a caesar salad and that dirty hoe kept the money.
the act of spreading another humans b-ttcheeks with the nose and blowing air into the -n-s, as the cheeks ripple and flap. similar to a motorboat, but with b-ttcheeks.
“g-d, when the deer gave justin a caesar salad, i thought his cheeks would never stop flapping”
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in one’s -n-s and then tossing their salad afterwards
john enjoyed the caesar salad soon after he -j-c-l-t-d in bob.
the act of a man banging a female from behind and c-mming in her p-ssy while the female is eating another man’s -sshole.
that was some delicious caesar salad we made last night.
the act of farting while someone is r-mm-ng you (i.e. farting while having your -n-s licked). coined by the atlantan whom made a submission to savage love under the name g-ss.
i was there tossing her salad and all of a sudden she busts a caesar salad.
when a mixture of cannabis and opium lettuce is smoked giving the smoke a great salad-like taste and an unusually strong but calming high.
“hey, man i was smoking some of that caesar salad last night and i was baked as f-ck.”

“if you mix that opium lettuce into that g we’ve got you’ll feel great.”
when a guy interacts with a pole, a donkey, ky jelly, and a bottle of jergins.
josh: d-mn, what’s the donkey for?
jimmy: well i have a pole, a donkey, ky jelly, and a bottle of jergins.
josh: what’s that suppose to mean?
jimmy: that means i’m having a caesar salad.
josh: …huh?

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