cafe hog
when an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn’t have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. especially in busy coffee shops like starbucks.
jane: oh my god! i’ve been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
john: i was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
jane: ugh, what cafe hogs!
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