cafeteria blast
(noun) the stench inside a school cafeteria whilst they are serving something particularly non-fragrent, which seems to hit you like a wave as you walk through the door into the cafeteria, sometimes triggering the gagging reflex.
sh-llie: so then she was all like “oh no you di’int” and i was like… woah!
brittany: talk about a major cafeteria blast! what are they serving today?
sh-llie: looks like some sort of amorphous glob p-ssing for turkey with mashed potatoes.
brittany: i think i’m gonna puke!
sh-llie: i know it’s soo gross! let’s go eat in the courtyard.
brittany: yeah, i don’t know how people can stand to eat that cr-p.
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