cafeteria nazi


a lunch lady at elk grove high school that serves you bad food, gives you a hard time, demands exact change, or trys to charge you for napkins. they are scheming to take over the world, led by the one with short black hair that look like moe from the three stooges.
run before they see you leaving through the entrance!

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